☐ Put the kid shit scattered around the clubhouse yard on the agenda for the next Thing. Little enthusiasm. Hope the fathers get the message.
☐ Enjoy a relaxing evening.
Cancelled. Lars called. Lars only calls when it’s unavoidable.
☐ Dinner at The Silesian King. Don’t order. Never order. The owner decides what you eat, calls you her “benefactor,” and fusses over you like family. Whatever she puts in front of you is “heaven.” (Slow-cooked roast, dried fruit, dumplings shaped like tiny UFOs. It is, unfortunately, heaven.)
Do not enjoy being mothered.
Enjoyed it.
Why? Nobody gets to know. (Except the people who read the bonus chapter.)
☐ Decline the second slice of poppy seed cake.
Declined. With real regret.
☐ The unavoidable thing. Whatever Lars needs, it won’t be heavenly.
☐ Do not think about toddlers. Especially when you have to dislocate a rival drug dealer’s arm. As… dissuasion. Or so.
Anyway, toddlers aren’t relevant.
Even those in hot-pink sweaters with kitschy Disney princesses.
Poison Apple: Snow White and the MC Beast is the first course of a five-course menu.
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